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Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Apple, Apple, Uber Alles!

With a $500 billion stock market value, Apple is now worth more than Poland.  In other news, Germany is considering a hostile takeover of Apple, just out of habit. Originally, Putin and Merkel had decided to split the stock, but at the last minute the Germans pulled out of the deal.

http://money.cnn.com/2012/02/29/technology/apple_market_cap/index.htm


Posted by Ant at 10:32 AM
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